For those who have emotionally checked out and spiritually relocated to a moss-covered cabin deep in the forest—this hat is your official declaration. The Mentally In the Woods Trucker Hat delivers chaotic cottagecore with a side of unbothered witch energy. Whether you're spiraling under moonlight or dodging small talk like it's cursed, this cap keeps your energy hexed and your shade on point.
🌲 Perfect for witchy wanderers, anti-social spellcasters, and anyone whose emotional support system is a pine tree.
Product Features
Classic structured fit with a slightly curved bill
Breathable mesh back for forest breezes & dramatic exits
Adjustable snapback for the perfect cursed fit
Ideal for hikes, hexes, grocery store avoidance, or woodland breakdowns
🖤 A hat for the witches who've had enough—and wandered off.
